Warning: this chapter contains really stupid fluff and will most likely cause cringe.
Read at your own risk
(B/F) = Best Friends Name
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~(Y/N)'s Pov)~
"Ed! Come out of the closet!" (B/F) yelled from the living room.
"I wasn't in the damn closet!" The blonde replied coming out of the kitchen.
"Ed. How much of my food did you eat?" I asked.
"Ummmm..." He was hesitant.
"Ed! Go get on your step-ladder and get me cake!" (B/F) wined.
"Oh... Cake? I ate all of that..."
"WHAT?! You ate all of the damn cake?!" I yelled.
"...depends." He said.
"On what?" I asked.
"Well if I say yes will you kill me?"
"Yes."
"Then nooooo!" He replied sarcastically.
"...go make another cake." I stated, pointing to the kitchen.
"Ok... One question. How do you make cake?"
"Dipshit." I said under my breath.
"Hahaha! This is funny! Keep going!" (B/F) laughed.
"Just figure it out!" I said pushing him in the kitchen and closing the door.
-Time Skip-
"Umm... (Y/N)?" Ed said from the kitchen.
"What?!" I yelled back.
"...don't come in here."
"......I'm coming in." I said and pushed the door open, only to find Ed standing with flour EVERYWHERE!
"EDWARD ELRIC! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!" I yelled.
"I told you I didn't know how to make cake!" He replied, "it's your fault! You made me make cake without knowing how!"
"...just clean it up." I said and walked out.
"So what happened?" (B/F) said as I sat back down on the couch, beside her.
"Ed fucked everything up." I replied.
"So the usual?"
"Yes."
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