Rough Night (Joker X Reader)

Chapter 12- Dinner Date

*Harley's POV*

I wake up alone, my head, neck and back in extreme pain. I m left naked over top the covers, clothes discarded on the floor from the previous night. I try to move and cry out as a jolt of pain shoots from my lower back all the way to my neck. "What the hell did he do to me?" I groan, coming to terms with the fact that I'm not getting up anytime soon. I glance over at my phone on the bedside table and reach for it, "AHG!" I scream somehow falling off of the bed. I sigh rubbing my neck, trying to get the obvious kinks out.

"Troubles, doll?" I attempt to look up but all I see is black polished shoes heading my direction. I feel strong arms lift me up from the floor.

"What did you do to me?" I ask now that The Jokers face is on my view.

"Mmmm, from the way you screamed last night you liked it.... At the time..." He licked his lips giving them moisture.

I groan. "I'm in so much fucking pain...."

"I know, I know." He murmurs setting me down on the bed and carefully turning me onto my stomach, "here." He begins to carefully massage my back. It's even more painful than falling on the floor and I scream. He takes his hands off of me flinching. "I'm sorry!"

I breath out heavily, "It's fine..."

"You know what?" He says standing.

"What?" I smile up at him.

He picks up his phone and begins to dial a number. It rings and he waits . "Umm yes... Mr. J... Yes... Can you send Bri.... Yes, yes... Okay, thank you... Bye now." He hung up and smiled at me. "I've hired my best massage therapist to look after you darling."

"Aww J" I smile.

"Only the best for you my dear." He bows joking, then sits down and kisses my head then whispers, "round two?" I push him and laugh hearing my shoulders crack he holds me still "easy."

Just then there was a knock on the door, "sir?" Says a women from the other side of the door.

"Yes, enter." He looked up and wt he'd her walk in. "Brianna, darling, this is your patient. Please be carful with her. Or you'll find yourself.

With that he left the room. "Your know, "Bri began as she was attempting to massage the kinks out of my back. "I've never seen him look at anyone quite the way he looks at you. And I've known him for quite a bit."

I look at her. "Really?"

She nods.

***

Wow, Bri really knew her stuff. My back and neck felt a whole lot better, despite the slight pain still in my head. I walk into the main room to see a guard in a suit sitting on the couch. I think his names Mike but I am unsure, so I just clear my throat.

He looks up and stands "ah, miss. You look much better. Mr. J wanted me to inform you that he is going out to a dinner party tonight and would like you to attend"

"Thanks... Uhh... Mike?"

"Correct." He smiles at me. "He went to get you something to wear. I'm sure he'll be back shortly.

*Jokers POV*

I left her with Bri, but not completely alone. I told Mike to go to the house while I went to find her something to wear for tonight. We were going to crash The Riddlers little get together tonight. I was still extremely pissed that he shot Harley and wasn't going to let him get away with that.

After a little bit I found the perfect dress. It was black and purple and would go just below Harley's ass, revealing her legs. It had a one shoulder strap and was probably too tight for most women to pull off, but it would look magnificent on Harley. I smile to myself thinking about it. "Sir can I help you with anything?" A female voice interrupts me from my thoughts.

My head snaps up as I look at her. She reminds me of Harley before I hurt her... I clear my throat. "No thanks." And with that I walk out, stealing the dress because that's what I do.

***

I arrive home and see Harley on the couch talking to Mike. I toss her the dress and tell her I'll meet her outside after she puts it on and finds appropriate footwear. When she finally steps out look her up and down and twirl my finger telling her to spin. She does and I smile. "Good, good."

"Where are we going Puddin'?" She asks me.

"To pay a visit to Nigma," I tell her.

Her composure broke for less than a second and I saw fear break out into her features. I'm about to comfort her when he expression quickly fixed itself and she again, looks happy. "Good. That guys deserves to know who he's messin' with!"

"That's my girl." I lead her to the car and open her door for her. As we speed down the road to the Riddlers hideout I check her out. The black and purple dress I got her fits her slim figure perfectly. She's wearing shiny black heals and has purple lipstick on to match the highlights of her dress. She's definitely going to distract tonight.

We arrive at the Riddlers hideout and Harley clings to me. "I can sweet talk some of his guards into thinking we're here to make a deal." I say

"Full of great ideas as always." I kiss her and let her go first.

*Harley's POV*

"Hey boys!" I throw my arms open and smile as I walk up to the Riddlers front guard. Only three of them, this should be easy. "So I here there's a party going on."

"Yeah, and you weren't invited, hot stuff." One of them remarks.

"I know sweet cheeks." I say, playing along. "I just came because I thought you would be the one to talk to about arranging a deal that I think could benefit Mr. Nigma."

"How so?" He looked at me, suddenly interested.

"Oh, I can't tell you." I say, "bosses orders." And wink starting to walk away.

"Wait!" He calls, "who's your boss?"

I smile than turn around. "What's it to ya?"

"I'll let you and your boss in if you tell me who he is." He tells me

I whistle and The Joker comes walking up. "Hello boys..." He slurs

***

Once inside The Joker kept his hand on my back. As soon as I saw The Riddler my body went ridged. J laughed as he glared at us from across the room, causing people to stop socializing and stare. "What? No hello? No I'm sorry?"

"Leave now and I won't do anything too risky." The Riddler sneered.

"Oh," J said acting casual. "I just thought that you might want some information that I happened to have stumbled over, hahaha."

"The only thing I wasn't is to while that stupid grin off of your face!" He screams back at Joker. He grabs a large machine gun off of the table beside him and approaches us all the while, firing at the ceiling.

"Ah, ah, ahhhh," J wags his finger at The Riddler. "Don't I get to play too?" J stepped towards him leaving me standing there alone.

The Riddler took a chance and walked passed The Joker to me and bent to kiss my hand, I pulled away I disgust. "You shoot me than show me affection?" I demand. "I should kill you now!" His hand comes up and I brace for a blow, closing my eyes, but one never comes. I look up to see J standing in front of me seething at him.

"Only I shall lay a hand upon her." He leaps at the Riddler causing people to panic. Some flee and some stay and watch the scene.

I'm attacked from behind, I turn, pulling a pistol that J gave me forever ago and taking aim, shooting at the figure that had attacked. No mercy. The person falls and I see a boy, no older than fourteen. I shake it of, justifying that he was my attacker and Joker would have killed him anyways. "J!" I scream as I'm grabbed from behind. He looks over but is stuck in hand to hand combat with The Riddler and some other large looking guy. As in take. Hostage a cloth goes over my mouth and nose, no one can hear my screams over the commotion, and everything goes black.