(Goofy Goobers)
Wade🌚
GUYS!
Mark💪🏻
What? What's wrong?
Bob⭐️
What? Are you okay?
Wade🌚
No!
Mark💪🏻
Why! What happened?
Bob⭐️
Where are you?
Mark💪🏻
I'm driving to your house Wade
Bob⭐️
So am I
Wade🌚
Thank you but you don't need too
Bob⭐️
Why?
Mark💪🏻
What?
Wade🌚
I'M GETTING MARRIED
Mark💪🏻
WHAT?!
Bob⭐️
FUCKING WHAT?!
Wade🌚
MOLLY AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED!
Bob⭐️
CONGRATS!
Mark💪🏻
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU WADE
Wade🌚
Thank you guys!!
Bob⭐️
Holy shit.. WADE IS GETTING MARRIED
Mark💪🏻
I'm crying.. I'm crying in my car in the middle of a busy street. I'm blocking up traffic. When you said you're getting married, I stomped on the brakes so hard I went from going 90MPH to 0MPH in the span of 5 seconds.
Bob⭐️
Jesus
Mark💪🏻
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU WADE! OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! WHEN IS THE WEDDING? WHERE IS IT? WHAT TIME? WHAT DO I WEAR? I'M GONNA NEED TO BUY A BRAND NEW TUX JUST FOR THIS WEDDING. BRB I'M GOING TO A WEDDING STORE.
Wade🌚
Thank you so much Mark! We don't know when it is, where it is, or what time it is yet. We are still figuring it all out.
Mark💪🏻
ISN'T THERE A TUX STORE NEAR YOUR HOUSE
Wade🌚
Yes
Mark💪🏻
Ok
Bob⭐️
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Mark was that you?
Mark💪🏻
Was what me?
Bob⭐️
A car just sped pass me going at least 100MPH!
Mark💪🏻
That was me..
Wade🌚
How can you control a car going that fast? How can you even see crying so hard?
Mark💪🏻
Idk but I'm here. WHAT COLOR?
Wade🌚
Idk I think just black
Mark💪🏻
OK BRB!
Mark💪🏻
GOD THE CLERK IS LOOKING AT ME WEIRD BECAUSE I'M STILL CRYING. THE CLERK CAME UP TO ME AND ASKED ME WHY I'M CRYING SO HARD AND WHY I ALMOST DROVE INTO THE STORE.
Wade🌚
You almost drove threw the the store?
Mark💪🏻
YES. I TOLD HIM THAT MY FRIEND IS GETTING MARRIED AND I'M SO HAPPY FOR HIM BECAUSE I NEVER THOUGHT SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN AND HE'S GROWING UP SO FAST.
Wade🌚
Wow
Bob⭐️
Where is Molly? Add her for a second.
Wade🌚
Ok
WadeTheSpade (anyone get the reference)added FoxTrot to the chat
Bob⭐️
CONGRATS
