Bonus! Chapter Twenty Four: Group Chat
(Y/N) created this group chat
Gohan was added
Erasa was added
Sharpner was added
Videl was added
Author-chan was added
(Y/N): Hi guys! \(^.^)/
Erasa: Hi (Y/N)! Long time no see!
Videl: ...What am I doing in this group chat?
(Y/N): I added you in, obviously.
Videl: ...
Author-chan: AYY READER-CHAN!
(Y/N): EYY AUTHOR-CHAN
Author-chan: DON'T DROP THAT DURKA DURK
(Y/N): Eyy
(Y/N): DON'T DROP THAT DURKA DURK
Author-chan renamed this group chat to "DON'T DROP THAT DURKA DURK"
Sharpner: Dafuq Author-chan
Author-chan: Hush, child, let me have my moment
Sharpner: ...
Gohan: So how are you guys doing?
Erasa: Fine
Erasa: OH MY KAMI GOHAN AND (Y/N) VIDEL AND SHARPNER ARE MARRIED AND ALREADY HAVE A KID YOU SHOULD COME SEE
Gohan: Yes, Erasa, I know that they are married, but they had a child...?
Erasa: SHE'S SIMPLY ADORABLE >.<
(Y/N): Uh... Erasa... what's up with the caps lock?
Erasa: My bad, I was getting too carried away. 😅
Author-chan: I assume everyone's fine now that the story is completed?
Erasa: Yep
Sharpner: Mm hmm
Gohan: Hai
(Y/N): Noo Author-chan make more chapters pweeeaaasssee
Author-chan: Btw, where's Videl?
Author-chan: I'm gonna assume she's ded
Videl: I'm still here baka
Author-chan: Oh good she's still alive
Author-chan: 'Cause I bet (Y/N) wants to continue roasting you after all you've done to her and Gohan back in high school (come on you guys admit it I know you want to ;))
Author-chan renamed this group chat from "DON'T DROP THAT DURKA DURK" to "Videl Roasting Time!"
Author-chan: #groupchatnamegoals
Videl: ...
(Y/N): >:)
Videl: Fuck off, bitch.
Author-chan: *in the distance* No swearing
Videl: Then why could we in the story chapters?
Author-chan: Because I'm the author, and I wrote so.
Sharpner: All hail Author-chan
Author-chan: Yea all hail me I know I'm fab *flips hair*
Author-chan: VIDEL YOU JEALOUS OF MAH SUPER SAIYAN SWAGGER
Sharpner: ?
Erasa: What's a "super saiyan"?
Author-chan: Crap
Author-chan: I forgot you guys don't know what is was
Author-chan: Gomen gomen
Videl: I'm done
Author-chan: ...With Videl's shit ;))
Videl: Wtf -.-
Author-chan: ALL DEM MEMES SORRY NOT SORRY
Author-chan renamed this group chat from "Videl Roasting Time!" to "Meme Squad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Videl: omfg author-chan can you not
Author-chan: Nopeity nope nope
Author-chan: GOHAN X (Y/N) FOR LIFE
Author-chan: SHARPNER X VIDEL FOR LIFE
Sharpner: There's a reason why we got married and had a child
Author-chan: Ohoho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Videl: GODDAMMIT AUTHOR-CHAN
Author-chan: Also...
Author-chan: PETRA X TREE FOR LIFE (sorry I'm weird asf) (If you get that reference, I'll love you to death)
Sharpner: ?
Erasa: wut
Author-chan: Teehee
(Y/N): So Sharpner, was it fun while you guys were at it in the process of making a child?
Author-chan: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Erasa: What's up with the lenny face?
Author-chan: idek haha
Sharpner: What kind of retarded question is that (Y/N)
(Y/N): NYEHEHEHEH
Videl: ...
Erasa: Am I the only one here that is confused?
Author-chan: Maybe
Sharpner: (Y/N) why don't you and Gohan have a go at it?
(Y/N): I wanna enjoy not having a child for the time being, thank you very much.
Author-chan: #foreveralone
Videl: I think that's just you yourself, Author-chan.
Author-chan: Ouch. *heart breaks* (ahem sense sarcasm there since you're a bimbo and won't understand unless I say so Videl)
Videl: shut up bitch
Author-chan: At least I don't go around sucking d!cks
(Y/N): OH MY GAWD AUTHOR-CHAN
Videl: I'M DONE WITH ALL OF YOU (except for my husbando)
(Y/N): Get a room
Author-chan: Agreed
Gohan: ...
Author-chan: A'ight imma go and read some fanfics and procrastinate sayonara
(Y/N): Aww ;-; mkay bye
A/N: I decided to write this after reading a book on Wattpad called "Shingeki no Facebook". It was hilarious af and if you're a hardcore AOT/SnK fan like me, you might wanna check it out. Also, this chapter was fun to write. (Regretted not changing the group name to "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" haha)
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