Call Me DADDY (Boyxboy)

roast yourself challange

Die Roast Yourself Challange wurde von NigaHiga ins Leben gerufen.
Da der Titel schon alles sagt (oder auch nicht, schaut dann sein video) fang ich mal an xD

Achtung dies entstand unter langeweile
Erwartet nichts besonders gutes
Lesen auf eigene Gefahr
Auf Englisch, weil ich mich irgendwie da besser ausdrücken kann find ich idk...xD

Hey yo, Misses Author Wannabe
What ya doin'? no workin'?even when you gotta be?

Who are you? Where did you come from?

I'm ya Inner Voice, hny, thank me later

Later?

Gonna see what i mean, later, Alligator

Ok? Why are you so loud now?Aren't ya a silent, INNER VOICE?

You didn't leave me a Choice.

What do you mean?

I'm gonna tell ya what i mean but SPOILER i will be mean...
So, let me start with your friends & family.
There isn't anyone with a Life story like you in the whole Galaxy.

Thank you?

Oh, sorry, wasn't a compliment.
I guess you think it's another way this is gonna went.
But sorry again, honey
I'm gonna tell everybody here your story, lil' scared bunny.

My Story? What are you talking about?

Talkin' about how you were lonely in a crowd.
With no friends in the middle school.
You were no cool...

I know, i know, this was years ago

But you still think about it, don't ya, oho...

Shut up, you are annoying

Just tellin' the truh but that's boring...
Oh well, how about a Throwback
Come on, think back
The Time with your ex best friend
How about see her every day in school, media , everywhere. No Friends but livin' in ja head, paying no rent.
Rent would be nice, because you are broke girl
What you doin' with all that money?Damn girl...

Yeah yeah, broke & forever alone, i get it, stop it.

Stop it? Haha, nah to funny, don't ya think so? Come on, laugh, just a bit.

...

Naww, you sad?

No, just mad.

Mad? Because of me or because i pointed out you have no relationship?
Shiping everybody else but you won't get a ship.
Are shiped with a lot of guys but never gonna get an own relationship.

OK OK I GET IT DAMN IT

You get it? Ha, well, i'm just getting started

Fuck it...go on

You aren't a turn on. Ok that was to easy, i will think of something better,come on...
Oh, yeah, i know.
Part of a theatre club and still no show.
Yeah, part since one week,
But your acting is weak.

I know, i like to the thinks behinde, upside, down with the lights and kinda things...

Then think, girl, before that you were in a technik club with a lot of boys and they didn't think, at least not about you.
Boho, cry me a river about all the creeps who liked you.
That Creep who liked you shoe? That awkward guy who liked you a bit to much, too? That friend of you who had a crush on you years ago?
Creep, creep, creep, FRIENDZONE 'em all
Still being nice, acting like a good girl but really you are an sarcastic asshole.

I know, i warn 'em all but they don't believe my word and still wonder when they get hurt.

,,you are to cute with your big brown puppy eyes! Can't be evil, how cute you are" blah blah blah.
So cute, so cute...but aren't so small, to get everybody thinking you are cute all the time and aren't tall enough to get called a supermodel, you just can sit down, cry and drink a wine.
What a whiny girl you are, annoying...
Book nerd, totally boring.
Damn girl, you are eating all the time but you figure? Still fine.
Lookin' anorexic,
Gettin' told ,,who know what would fit ya betta? Gettin' a bit thick."
You aren't think skinned,
Flying away because a bit of wind.
Haha, ok aren't that anorexic thin...
But you know, some people think you throw up in a bin.

Socity is fucked up. I don't care.

I know, i know, you don't care
But they won't stop juding you, are you aware
Of that?
Laughing about you being so thin and laughing when you would be fat.

Fuck their opinion,
I just cry when there is an onion.

HA Crybaby, why lying?
Aren't you all the time crying?

More Laughing then crying!!

Laughing about every shit.
Stop it, just a bit...

How about YOU stop it?!
Everybody got it
I am a piece of shit
Not sad enough to be depressed,
School makes me stressed,
Own style but not even well dressed.
Everybody now is bored,
Getting worried,
About the paths i walked.
But it's my life, my way, my choice,
Time to raice my voice,
Thinking about my life and can't rejoice.
Thank you, how you showed how bad my youth went.
Thanks, for making me remember losing my best friend.
I don't care if you are finished and still have something to say but this is the end.

So, das war mein Beitrag zur Roast Yourself Challange!
Mich würden eure Meinung zur Challange interessieren und wie ihr meinen Beitrag zur Challange fandet^^