A tenant walked in and saw his landlord’s son trying to commit suicide.A brief conversation ensued:
Tenant: Akpos! What are you trying to do?
Akpos: I'm trying to commit suicide, as Papa always complains saying my life is worthless!
Tenant: That one not good at all… but why did you tie the rope on your waist?
Akpos: Bro, it's not an easy feat! I had tied the rope on my neck, I NEARLY DIED!
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Bad Mood
Akpos sat in a bar and was very moody. Soni goes over and asks; ‘Akpos, what happened?’.
A very sad looking Akpos replied:
‘I gave Rukewe $2million for facial surgery, and now I don't recognize her to collect my money."
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Letter Bomb!
Two al shabaab boys, Habib & Akpo are making letter bombs.
Habib: “I’m not sure whether I put enough explosive in this envelope before I sealed it.”
Akpo: “Well, then open it and look.”
Habib: “But if I open it, it will explode!”
Akpos: “Don’t be stupid – it’s not addressed to you!
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Today’s lesson at school is Animal science
Teacher:wot is a baby lizard called?
Akpos: a baby lizard is called lizzybaby.
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The Exam,
During the exam, Akpors kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet. His teacher saw him doing that and thought he was copying. When collecting the paper after the exam..
Teacher: I will subtract 10 marks.
Akpors: WHAAAT!! Why sir?
Teacher: For copying.
Akpors: Why do you saythat I was copying?
Teacher: I saw you looking under the table.
Akpors: *laughing* Question 9 said, “STUDY THE TABLE BELOW “.
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Akpos' Father
Papa Akpos :- My son says you sent him away from school, What did he do???
Akpos’ Teacher :- Your son does not know anything at all, He cannot spell the word "LION ” correctly
Papa Akpos :- Ah Ah…You know he's still young……Tell him to spell names of SMALL ANIMALS like MOSQUITO...
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