HUMOR IS PERSONAL

LADIES WORLD

A couple watching an EPL match together. After five minutes:
WIFE: Is that Saint Obi?
HUSBAND: No. He is Mikel Obi, Saint Obi is a Nollywood Actor.
WIFE: Mikel Obi is smart. He should be in Nollywood movies like his brother.
HUSBAND: He does not have a Nollywood actor brother.
WIFE: See Another Goal in less than a minute.
HUSBAND: No. It is called action replay.
WIFE: Looks like Enyimba is going to win this match.
HUSBAND: It is not Enyimba. It is Man U vs Chelsea.
WIFE: Why is the umpire calling for a Firing Squad.
HUSBAND: He is called a centre referee and he is not calling for a firing Squad. It's a free Kick.
WIFE: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a Free Kick?
HUSBAND: (Mute, not uttering a word)
WIFE: Now is the centre umpire talking to his wife on the phone?
HUSBAND: No, he is communicating with his linesman.
WIFE: Why is he showing only red and yellow cards? Is there not any Blue card or something?
Frustrated husband turns off the TV. Wife turns it on and watches a Soap opera.
HUSBAND: Who is this Maria Gonzales?
WIFE: Listen to what they are saying and Don't disturb.