Picnic

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Three friends Dave, Ochuko and Akpan decided to go for a picnic.
Ochuko packs the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches.
Akpan carried thebasket and they set out for the beach 10km away.
It takes them 1 hour to get there.
When they arrived, Ochuko quickly spread the mat and set out the sandwiches. After
checking around, Akpan found out that Ochuko did not pack the bottle opener. They then begged
Dave to make the 2 hour trip to go for the opener.
He disagreed. ‘You’ll finish the sandwiches before I return''
''No we won't'', assured Ochuko.
After some more cajoling from them, Dave reluctantly sets out for the opener.
After 3 hours, there was no sign of Dave.
They decided to wait for another 2 hours. Still no sign of Dave.
Dave and Ochuko after waiting on Dave for more than 5 hours were by now very hungry so they decided to take one sandwich each.
As they were about to eat, Dave pops out from behind a rock screaming:
' I KNEW IT! I'M NOT GOING AGAIN''!!!

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