HUMOR IS PERSONAL

Figures of speech

A teacher was testing her
students'
intelligent level...

"I saw a snake on my way home.
Assuming
you were in my shoes, what will
you do?"
asks the teacher.
JAMES: I will look for stick and
kill it!
"That's smart of you James."
says the
teacher.
.
"Robbers attacked me in my car
and said,
''Your car keys or your life!
Assuming you were in my shoes,
what will you do?" asks
the teacher again.
.
JOY: I will give them the car keys
and run for
my life. Once there is life, there
is hope.
"Wow! That's so wise of you
Joy." says the teacher.
.
"I returned from work, opened
my door and
saw 50 million dollars on my
bed. Assuming
you were in my shoes, what will
you do?"
asks the teacher
AKPOS: I will bite your toes until
you faint. I
will then come out from your
shoes and take
all the money!
.
TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally
be inside my shoes. It's a figure
of speech.
.
AKPOS: You can't literally open
your door and
see 50 million dollars on your
bed..