ENGLISH IS A PROBLEM

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A professor
drove into a petrol station in his sleek,
state of the art range rover sports:
Prof: guy, abeg give me full tank
Jeff: I only speak english,sir
Prof: Ok brother, good morning. I
currently feel a profound desire to
replenish the propellant of my
motorised automobile. Therefore I
cordially request you to transfer from
your subterranean reservoir a sufficient
quantity of the combustible fluid of the
highest octane rating to fill the
appropriate receptacle of the said
means of perambulation to the brim
Jeff: bros na play I dey play o,
How many liters you want?

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