WIFELY TREAT

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Akpos’ wife give him a special treat by taking him to a strip club for his birthday.
At the club, the doorman says, “Hi Akpos, how are you?”
The wife asks, “How does he know you?”
Akpos says, “Oh my dear, I play football with him.”
Inside, the Barman Says, “The Usual, Akpos?”
Akpos says to Wife, “Before you say anything, he’s the son of our football coach.”
Next a stripper says, “Hi Akpos! Do you crave the special again?”
The Wife storms out dragging Akpos with her and jumps into a taxi.
The Taxi driver says, “Hey Akpos boy! You picked up an ugly one this time…”
Akpos’ funeral is on Sunday!!!

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