HUMOR IS PERSONAL

I'M NOT COMPLAINING BUT.....

1.The road to success should be expanded to accommodate the increased number of users!!

2.The price of iPhones should be reduced...that is consumer exploitation especially because the Apple has already been BITTEN OFF!!

3.The light at the end of the tunnel should be switched off to save on power .

4.This country should be sold and everybody given their share of the money to go and make their own lives.

5.Prices of donuts should go down!!Those people should realize that we don't eat the holes they make there!!

6.The key to success should be placed at a strategic place to ensure easy access by everyone..

7.Free medical attention should be offered to those who injure themselves when falling in love
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AM NOT COMPLAINING BUT...
*You carry a guitar to show that you are a talented musician 😪show me a prostitute who carries her bed around

*I am charged 50$ for a horror movie...my friend.... is Satan the main actor👿👿???

*Doctor's consultation fee is 100$....am I going to feed on medicine alone??

*Boxer shorts 20$...as if they have suspenders to hold the testicles

*Sanitary pads 30$....do they come with drainage systems???