My Favorite Quotes

Sassy Comebacks

I know these aren't quotes, but so what? They are kind of like them :P. Anyways, here are some of my favourite comebacks ;) -

1. So did you have to study to be this stupid or did it come naturally?

2. Is your brain on vacation?

3. Nothing you could say could offend me. I only get offended by things that make sense.

4. Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?

5. Wow, you're even dumber than you look.

6. Gosh, your life must be so sad if you've got nothing better to do than annoy me.

7. I don't even know why you keep trying, because I honestly don't even care.

8. I'm sorry, my fault, I forgot you were an idiot.

9. Did you miss your nap time today?

10. Look, I don't mean to be rude but, shut up!