My Favorite Quotes

Sassy Comebacks #3

1. Are you done with your little tantrum?

2. Jealously is a terrible disease. Get well soon.

3. (You look ugly)
Oh good, I was trying to look like you today. OR
I'm sorry, but I'm not a mirror.

4. Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.

5. (You better get some ice cause you're about to get burned)
Who needs burns when I'm already on fire?

6. (I'm so much hotter than you)
If you're hotter than me, does that make me cooler than you?

7. I've been called worse.
(Like what)
You're girlfriend.

8. (Why do you talk like an idiot?)
Because it's the only language you seem to understand.

9. (Why didn't you tell me?)
Oh you didn't know?
(No)
You really didn't know?
(No!)
Must be none of your business then.

A/n: Thanks in advance for 2 K reads!!

Which of these comebacks is your favorite? I like 5th & 7th the most.