Awkward Questions

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The characters ask each other awkward/funny questions:

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Airel: Hey, Saralee, can I ask you something?

Saralee: Sure!

Airel: If I was older than you...would you have killed me for the throne?

Saralee: Oh, of course I would've! Do you doubt my maliciousness?

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Justin: I have to ask you something weird.

Viviana: ...okay?

Justin: Are there golden toilets in the Lessaenite palace?

Viviana: No, they're platinum and silver!

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Saralee: Alright, I'm very curious about something. Don't take this the wrong way, but...does Rhenan mud spontaneously combust, or is that just a rumor?

Raliyel: That's an exceedingly dumb question.

Saralee: I know.

Raliyel: What do you think? Such combustion is Aurologically impossible.

Saralee: It could always be explained by an Aurological anomaly on a microscopic level.

Raliyel: Such anomalies don't exist.

Saralee: I am such an anomaly.

Raliyel: You're...different.

Saralee: Considering the typical molecules that make up the substances in mud, it would be very possible to add two extra atoms of Aura. These molecules, now extremely heavy, would-

*Two hours later*

Raliyel: We have just had a discussion on college-level Aural physics...about mud.

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