Calum: so you're not a fan?
Charlie: who said i wasn't?
Calum: so you are
Charlie: is that a question or a statement?
Calum: uhm i'm not sure honestly
Charlie: don't worry, hood, i'm a fan of you dorks :p
Calum: hey now, no name calling, missy
Charlie: awh did i hurt your feelings?
Calum: no..
Charlie: i'm sorry
Calum: just so you know we're not forks
Charlie: hm well i would hope you're not utensils
Calum: what?
Calum: dammit autocorrect :|
Charlie: haha don't worry i won't hold it against you
Charlie: or will i?
Calum: well if it's physically held against me then i wouldn't mind
Charlie: it's not
Calum: but it can be
Charlie: calum?
Calum: charlie?
Charlie: please get your mind out of the gutter
Calum: can't do that
Charlie: why not?
Calum: it's kinda stuck there
Charlie: hm, well we're gonna have to work on that then
Calum: what's the matter? are you scared?
Charlie: of course not
Charlie: you wanna know why?
Calum: yes
Charlie: cause mines stuck there too
Calum: aha so you're definitely one of those girls
Charlie: maybe
Calum: i can send you nudes personally if you'd like ;)
Charlie: oh god please don't
Charlie: my mom would kill me
Calum: well we don't want that
Calum: i'll keep em to myself then
Charlie: good boy
Charlie: looks like you won't be needing that key after all
Calum: i already found it
Charlie: what do you mean?
Calum: you're my key, charlie
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cute, cute, cute
fluffffffff i love fluff
i wasn't planning on going 4 days without updating, but school got in my way :p sorry guyshopefully you'll enjoy this bit of convo and c squared's developing relationship!
til next time my lovelies
xoxo,
jules

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