Calum: i really need that key, charlie
Charlie: eh i don't think you do
Calum: oh yeah? and why not?
Charlie: you see, my dear Calum, there are plenty of girls in the fam that enjoy seeing your leaked nudes
Charlie: and i wouldn't want to be the one who takes that joy away from them
Calum: uh huh
Calum: so tell me, my dear Charlie, are you one of these girls?
Charlie: pfft of course not
Calum: mhm sure
Calum: i can sense lying
Charlie: no you can't
Calum: can too :p it's a secret talent of mine
Charlie: oh really? now i can sense that you're lying
Calum: nope you don't have the talent
Calum: don't try and pretend
Charlie: you're impossible
Calum: nope, i am possible ;)
Charlie: here's my secret talent
Charlie: i can sense you're implying something dirty
Calum: wow you're good :)
•••
i need a calum
and a luke
and a michael and ashton while i'm at it
i need the package deal ;)don't worry there's more to come ;)
it's gonna be a lot of this for awhile btwtil next time my lovelies
xoxo,
jules

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