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Charlie: i cannot believe we were on the phone for three hours

Calum: it didn't feel like three hours

Charlie: that's the thing

Calum: what's the thing?

Charlie: ahem i was getting there

Calum: oh my bad

Calum: please go on

Charlie: thank you

Charlie: as i was saying... talking to you is so easy

Charlie: it feels like second nature

Calum: it does, doesn't it?

Charlie: i just said it did

Calum: learn to go with the flow, charlie

Charlie: oh my bad

Calum: oh there's something i've been meaning to ask you

Charlie: uh oh

Calum: it's not bad i promise

Charlie: yeah okay

Calum: i swear

Calum: at least i hope it's not

Charlie: calum?

Calum: yeah?

Charlie: get on with it already

Calum: well somebody's impatient

Charlie: and getting more impatient the longer you dawdle

Calum: hm that's a funny word

Charlie: calum!

Calum: sorry

Calum: what i wanted to ask was...

Charlie: omg i hate you

Calum: no you don't

Charlie: do too

Calum: do not

Charlie: i'm leaving

Charlie: goodbye

Calum: no wait! i'm getting there i swear

Charlie: you swear?

Calum: yep

Charlie: ...

Calum: what's charlie short for?

Charlie: seriously

Charlie: that's your question

Calum: uh yeah

Charlie: out of all the questions in the entire universe you pick that one

Calum: don't judge my question

Calum: it's not very nice :p

Charlie: i'm sorry

Charlie: i just didn't think you'd want to know that

Calum: why wouldn't i?

Charlie: idk

Calum: are you gonna tell me the answer?

Charlie: only if i get something out of it

Calum: okay, deal

Charlie: what do i get?

Calum: i'll tell ya after you tell me

Charlie: do you always get your way?

Calum: hey! only one question at a time

Calum: but yes

Charlie: oh dear

Charlie: my name is charlotte

Calum: that's beautiful

Charlie: it's a good thing you can't see me right now

Calum: oh? and why is that?

Charlie: you'd mistake me for a tomato

Calum: awh are you blushing, my dear charlotte?

Charlie: ...

Charlie: moving on

Charlie: what do i get???

Calum: me ;)

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til next time my lovelies
xoxo,
jules