That's how I start just about every sentence when I talk
aNyWaYs
I realised that if someone starts reading my first rant book from the beginning to the end
They most likely will be like
"Aww relationship goals"
"Haha cute"
"Lololol"
"Wow that's sweet"
Toooo
"WHAT THEY BROKE UP?!"
"Whyyyyyy?!?"
"Nooo"
To
"Lol what the hell even is this book"