Okay, so this is a rant story thing so just try to stay with me here.
I have a friend.
We'll call them Paprika.
Who has a "friend"
Let's call them... Salt.
Anyways, Paprika is a good friend to Salt.
But Salt is salty. Salt is a butt face. And Salt isn't the only one. Salt has a friend named Pepper.
And Salt and Pepper are mean to Paprika.
Now Paprika is stressed about the whole ordeal. Paprika, Salt, and Pepper have been a group for quite some time now.
Paprika likes to see the best in people, to try to work things out.
But Paprika just can't take Salt and Pepper anymore.
They're too mean! They're rude! And Paprika has tried to stick it out. Paprika has comforted them in times of need and gives them advice.
But Salt and Pepper think they're the best spices.
Like sure, they're good for a while. But then they start to get too bitter or too spicy. And they don't help Paprika in return
Instead, they talk shit about Paprika. Which makes no fucking sense! PAPRIKA IS A FRIEND!! PAPRIKA IS NICE!! PAPRIKA HAS BEEN THERE FOR YOU!!
And they don't talk shit about just Paprika... No. They talk shit about all of their buddy spices.
Poor Paprika just wants them to be nice and Paprika wants to be happy but because of them, Paprika is scared of their own emotions. They don't think their feelings are valid because they told Paprika that Paprika's troubles were made up.
Anyways, if you're in Paprika's position, know that you're valid no matter what.
And if you're like Salt or Pepper... Square the fuck up. If a friend has been there for you and you act like a bitch, seriously work things out because all you're doing is making other people feel bad about themselves. Fuck you, Salt and Pepper. Learn some God damn manners.
