rant book: midnight

my mom has said these things about my hair since I told her I wanted a haircut

"But it's so pretty!"

"Are you sure??"

"I love it!!"

"It's not annoying! I never said that!"

"It's a part of who you are!"

"Your neck is going to be cold!!"

"Who made you want this? Gerard? Dan and Phil?"

"I'm scared to call the salon!"

Like mom... it's just hair....