One Piece High School

Accidents Happen

"That was kinda good, huh?" Asked Law as he and Kid walked out of their favorite restaurant.

"Yeah, I guess... Not as good as what's waiting for us at home though." He said with a smirk.

Law just smirked and rolled his eyes. Couldn't Kid go one date night without worrying about sex afterwards? Geez.

Then again, Law became a little excited at the thought too. When was the last time they had sex? Oh yeah.... It was when their stupid ass friends walked in on them. Well, Law was just going to have to double check the lock on both the front and his bedroom door. What a pain....

"You sure you can drive?" Law asked, a little worried.

"Course I can! Yeesh, it's not like I was drinking." Kid retorted.

"That's not what I meant. I don't want you to take another one of your stupid road rages out on my car." Law replied.

Of course. Why would law worry about Kid's well being or safety? That's just stupid. No, he was worried about the well being and safety of his car. He had a good reason, too. A while ago, when Kid still had his car, they were taking a little midnight drive.

Everything was going smoothly, until some drunk wanted to swerve in front of them and caught Kid completely of guard. Law was slightly startled at first, but recomposed fast enough. But to his left remained an extraordinarily angry Kid with a face as red as his hair, or Law would assume if the lighting was better.

"What the fuck is this crazy trog doing?! I had the right of way, ya bitch ass moot!!"

"Kid, calm down. Its not that serious." Law tried to appease Kid, but failed miserably.

"Yes it is! That big cunt fucking cut me off! You hang on to something!"

"Kid, what're you.. Kid. KID?! KID STOP!"

It was no use, though. Kid had already accelerated to where he was now side by side with the bastard that cut him off. Then, without a single warning, Kid took an extremely hard bank left. Completely shattering both his and the other man's window.

Kid continued to push against the other's car until they had completely swerved off of the road.

Only when they were off the concrete, did both cars start barrel rolling into the grass and down the hill. All this happening while Law was at the side, screaming his head off. Kid would've found that absolutely hilarious, if he wasn't so mad at the moment.

Everyone had reached the bottom of the hill. Kid stepped out of his now door less driver's seat, and quickly ran over to Law's side. Even he was surprised that he literally managed to walk our of this totally unhurt. Kid's starting to wonder if he's even human at all.

Getting Law out was a bit tricky. First, the damned door didn't wanna fuckin' budge and it took all of Kid's strength to completely remove the damn thing from the car itself. Second, when he did remove the door, he was a little shocked to find Law in a tiny ball, slightly quivering, clutching on to the car seat as if his life depended on it, which it kind of did at that moment.

"Law? Babe, are you okay?"

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU DAMN NEAR KILLED US! YOU ALMOST KILLED ME! ARE YOU CRAZY?!"

Kid had never seen Law this angry. Maybe he did get a little carried away....just a little.

Very soon after, the police showed up. It was easy to convince them that it was the drunk's fault, since he too was unhurt and slightly dazed.

"Alright son. Well, do you have any insurance?"

"No."

Law snapped his head toward Kid.