One Piece High School

Kid

"FUCK, FUCK, FUCK! I'M SO FUCKIN LATE!!"

Kid screamed as he rushed through his house sloppily getting ready for the day.

"Killer! Wake the fuck up!", Kid yelled as he entered the kitchen for breakfast.

"Killer! Kill-" He was cut off by a note on the fridge.

"Dear kid,

I went to school without you because it was impossible to wake your fat ass up. I swear I tried about ten times but you wouldn't budge, so I left. Hurry the fuck up or you'll be late. Also, there's a burrito in the microwave.

Love, Killer"

"That son-of-a-bitch left me! Whatever, who needs him! I don't need nobody to wake me up!"

Kid grabbed his breakfast and sprinted out the door.

About half way to school, he came across an intersection. Then suddenly crossed without looking either way.

He was just about to make it to the other side when he was suddenly sent flying the other direction.

Thanks to his super human strength, he wasn't the least bit hurt, but mildly surprised.

He got up quickly, to get a good look at the jackass driving the expensive looking car.

He ran to the window to see his long time rival and first time lover, Trafalgar Law.

"Watch where the fuck you're going, Trafalgar!"

"Sorry. I thought I ran over someone's ugly dog.", Law commented with his signature shit eating smirk.

This made Kid growl and ball his fists.

"Shut the fuck up! And why are you so late?"

"I could ask you the same thing."

"Killer forgot to wake me up and left. Give me a ride."

"Don't give me orders, Eustass."

"Fine, sorry. Can you give me a ride, please?"

"What do I get out of it?", Law smirked.

"How 'bout I give you a good fuck later on?",Kid grinned.

Law just stared, unimpressed by Kid's immature nature.

"I meant favor-wise Eustass."

"How 'bout I do your homework?"

"That's like asking a chimp to do my homework."

Kid gritted his teeth.

"How bout I take you somewhere? Then back to my place for some fun?", Kid's eyes gleamed at the thought of pounding law into his mattress.

"How about we go back to my place. Last time we fucked at your place, Killer and Penguin walked in on us."

Kid grimaced at the memory.

It had happened about a week ago when Kid had done such a good job with getting Law in the mood. Kid and Law had just come back from a romantic dinner and were in the middle of a extremely heated make out session.

All in all, it was Kid's own fault for being so careless. It really wouldn't have taken any effort to retreat to his room, but he insisted on fucking Law between the couch cushions. The problem was, he left the front door slightly ajar, so he heard no sound when poor Killer, and his timid boyfriend, Penguin, walked in to witness quite a disturbing sight.

Filled with embarrassment, Law gathered all of his clothes and ran out of the house. Leaving poor Kid with his pants halfway down his legs. Killer still has laughing fits about it.

"Okay, deal.", Kid complied.

He ran around to the passenger seat and buckled up, then both males were speeding off to school.

Once they arrived, they realized that they were a whole hour late. It wasn't like they really cared in the first. Law had enough credits to graduate early and Kid was just aching to drop out, if Killer wouldn't insist on him getting his 'proper education'. He swears Killer is just like someone's annoying ass mom.

Kid was kind enough to walk Law to his homeroom class before going to his. Trying to buy as much time as he could before returning to hell.

"I'll pick you up after school, 'Kay Trafalgar?"

"That's fine. See you then.", he said, then left after a quick peck on Kid's red lips.

Kid smiled to himself as he walked to his own homeroom.

This was going to be an interesting year...