Stuff A.K.A. Quotes

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three drunk guys entered a taxi. The driver knowing they were drunk turned on the engine then turned it off again. The first man paid the driver and got out, the second man said thank you and got out. However the third man slapped the driver really hard. the driver thinking he'd been figured out asked, 

"Why did you do that?" 

The man responded " Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"