( I seem to have a lot of those)
A girl and a guy are going over 110mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: slow down!
Guy: no
Girl: seriously it's scaring me
Guy: no this is fun!
Girl: please slow down?
Guy: tell me you love me first.
Girl: ok, I love you.
Guy: I love you to, now give me a big hug.
Girl: * hugs him tightly*
Guy: now can you put on my helmet, it's bothering me.
Girl: *puts on helmet*The next day in the news: there was a collision at high speeds involving a motorcycle, and only a girl survived.
The truth: about halfway down the road the guy realised he had no brakes, but instead of telling his girlfriend and having her freak out he had her tell him she loved him, felt his hug one last time and had her take his helmet, so that she would live. Even if It ment he would die.
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