Dear parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin
Snow White lived alone with seven men
Pinocchio was a liar
Robin Hood was a thief
Tarzan walked around with no clothes on
A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him
Cinderella lied and snuck out to go to a partySo you really can't blame us,
We were taught from a young age.

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