Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Student: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer when its way to hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fool around for 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating a day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 more days and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days a year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking of approximately 40 days of holidays, you are left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days in the year; your left with only 3 days to study! Let's say you go out for two days...You're left with only 1 day. But that one day is your birthday. That's why I didn't study.
Teacher:.........Class dismissed
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