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The next, many, chapters are more zodiac sign stuff

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Expectations Vs. Reality of the signs~

Ares expectations: Fierce ram, will fuck you up, is hella brave

Ares reality: is a sheep with o resized horns and was bullied and turned harsh

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Taurus expectations: loyal bull

Taurus reality: cow that us too lazy to betray you

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Gemini expectations: super smart, super intelligent, can and will slay you

Gemini reality: has severe abandonment issues and has had an identity crisis before

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Cancer expectations: mother bear and reliable and strong

Cancer reality: emotional wreck

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Leo expectations: Loyal, sexy, and confident

Leo reality: emo lion

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Virgo expectations: shy, smart, organized

Virgo reality: always having an internal meltdown

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Libra expectations: fashionable and friendly, and fair

Libra reality: really sad that they can't fix everyone

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Scorpio expectations: dark mysterious and probably a killer

Scorpio reality: really emo that hates everyone and has uncontrollable anger (probably insane)

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Sagittarius expectations: so wise and majestic

Sagittarius reality: makes up everything to make there life seem better

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Capricorn expectations: cool, calm, collected, and ambitious

Capricorn reality: power starved baby that just wants love

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Aquarius expectations: Sweet, nice, caring, but has a mean streak

Aquarius reality: bullied nerd in the back if the class

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Pisces expectations: so cute and quiet

Pisces reality:.*how can I kill them without getting my pretty dress dirty?*