Stuff A.K.A. Quotes

FUNNY JOKE

A man died and went to heaven. When he reached the golden gates he noticed an endless wall of clocks. He was curious and he asked saint peter,

"What are all those clocks?"

"Those clocks are the lie clocks."Saint peter responded, "Every time you lie they tick." He explained.

"Oh that makes sense." The deadman responds.

"Yes that clock over there is abraham lincoln's, It has only ticked twice."

"So he only told 2 lies."

Saint peter nods, "That one over there is mother teresa's it has never ticked."

Just out of curiosity the dead guy asks, "Where is Obama's?" 

"Oh," Saint peter brushes of the question, "Its in jesus's office, he uses it as a ceiling fan."

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