Ares: a reality check
Taurus: a line if coke and a karaoke machine
Gemini: a slap and a mood stabilizer
Cancer: a box if tissues and a block of chocolate
Leo: a too without a mirrors
Virgo: a xanax
Libra: a backbone
Scorpio: an escort into hell
Sagittarius: a sit down
Capricorn: a joint
Aquarius: to fudging lissen
Pisces: to just....chill for a sec
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