DC Comics Boyfriend Scenarios

How you meet the Joker

Red, White and blue lights flashed as the GCPD cars surrounded the Ace Chemicals building, a light was shone on you and your kidnapper on top of the main building. You were struggling against the arms that held you firmly to a male's body, a gun was pointed towards your head. The man began to laugh maniacally,

"Anyone moves and beautiful here gets a new makeover."

You began to struggle even more after his threat hit your ears. The Joker give a slight giggle before leaning down and whispering in your ear,

"Careful darling, I won't want to drop you."

Your eyes widen and your body stilled immediately, you could practically feel the man smile,

"See was that so hard."

"I will kill you for this."

The Joker's grin widen and a small chuckle left his mouth.

"Oooh~ Feisty, I hate it when they don't fight back. Dreadfully boring, don't you think."

You just simply rolled your eyes at him as he continued to hold you on top of the building.

A couple minutes passed and a frown set itself on the Joker's face,

"Where oh where can the Batsy be. I have other things to do than stand on this building."

You tried to turn your head up to face him and laughed,

"Yeah, what could possibly be more important than holding someone hostage on top of Ace Chemicals."

The frown turn into a wide grin once again when he heard you laugh,

"Oh you know the usual. Blow up a bank, kill some innocents.....trap a cat up a tree."

You shook your head and giggled,

"You are unbelievable and insane."

He turned you around in his arms so he could look at you directly,

"Aw that so nice of you to say and may I you have the cutest laugh. What's ya name sugar? So I know which grave to go to after this."

After spending only a few hours with the madman, the sort of death joke did not faze you one bit. You looked past his shoulder to find a man dressed in black slowly stalking towards you and the clown.

"The name's (y/n), also look behind you."

"Cute name."

He turned back in his arms as he spun around to face the Batman, putting the gun back to your head. He let out a loud laugh,

"Batsy, you interrupted our little chat. Don't you know it's rude to interrupt when people are talking."

"Joker let her go."

"Okay okay, just give me a minute."

He released you but put one hand on your shoulder,

"Hold a moment beautiful, stay perfectly still."

He placed something on your back and began to what felt like writing. A couple minutes later a click could be heard, a piece of paper was placed into your hand.

"Sorry darling but it seems our time has been cut short."

The joker pushed you off the building and began to run the opposite direction from where you fell. You were caught by the vigilante and brought safely to the ground again.

"Thanks Batman."

The cops surround you and began to ask you questions about the Joker and a medic pulled you over to the ambulance to treat any cuts and bruises. Your attention stayed on the letter and began to read it,

(Y/N)

If you're reading this then the Bat saved you or you just didn't turn into a red splat on the ground, either way works for you I guess. I had fun with you tonight and maybe next I see you, you won't be my hostage....possibly. Maybe in Arkham. Nah, too boring there....oh well. See you when I see you.

Your favorite insane clown,

Joker

You started to laugh at the piece of paper in your hand and everyone around just watched confused and mildly scared. But it didn't matter, you liked to laugh. Now more than ever.