DC Comics Boyfriend Scenarios

Becoming Friends - Joker

Laughter filled the back of the white van as it passed down the streets of Gotham. You were sat with your hands bound in a straight jacket and laughing insanely. Ever since the incident on top of the Ace Chemicals building two days ago, you have not been feeling yourself.

You were always laughing, your mind was always wandering to stray thoughts and all round scaring the people you come into contact with. Your parent finally realized that something was wrong with you and sent you to Arkham Asylum to get 'help'.

So here you are laughing manically for no reason in the back of a white van, heading through the gates of Arkham Asylum. The doors of the van swung open to reveal an armored man and a woman in a lab coat, your laugh quieten down to fits of giggles as you watched the man walk towards you. You looked at him with sweet puppy like eyes and he slightly flinched at the sight.

"Don't worry sir. I don't bite."

Your mouth widen into a grin.

"Much."

Your laughter started off once again at your own 'joke', the woman in the lab coat simply sighed and said,

"Great another one. Bring her along Mr. James."

The man nodded before walking cautiously round you and picked your sitting form off the ground.

"Ohh~ Mr.James your soooo strong." You said in a sing song tone of voice.

He pushed you forwards, causing you to stubble off the van. You stopped laughing and give him a murderous glare.

"Mr. James you will regret that one." You pulled at the straight jacket that held your arms in place and give a little giggle. "when I'm free."

Which in turn earned you another push from the man.

"Shut it woman."

You quietly huffed and was ushered towards the gloomy dark building known as Arkham Asylum. The lights flickered on and off and white walls surrounded you. The straight jacket was still in place up until you and the other two reached a locked gate. The guard stood next to you as the doctor grasped a key from her pocket and unlocked it. Beyond the gate were the other patients of Arkham in what seemed to be a recreation room. You looked around and saw some of the other well known criminal that occasionally roam Gotham. There was The Riddler and Scarecrow playing cards, the Mad Hatter was sat in the corner with a small worn doll and ... is that Calenderman bouncing a ball off the wall.

Even while the guard slowly took the straight jacket off, you continued to look around the room. That's when you saw it a flash of green hair. You ripped the rest of the straight jacket off your person and ran towards where you saw the flash of green. The doctor called your name repeatedly and the other inmates began to stare. But you ignored them and then you saw him. Joker. You dashed over and hugged him and then shouted,

"You stupid clown, I coulda died!"

You began giggling and let go of the man. Joker stood before with that daft grin of his plastered on his face,

"(Y/N), you didn't go splat. I bet good old batsy was the one to save you." He began to laugh along side your giggles.

The doctor and guard from before came other to you and Joker. Mr. James came beside you and pulled your arms behind you. Your laughter stopped and your eyes flashed red,

You tilted your head up to him and growled, "Let go, Mr. James or I'll rip your arms out of your sockets."

A sound from your left made you turned your head quickly.

"You better do as the little lady says Mr. James" Joker was standing there with the doctor in his own arms and a sharp piece of metal put to her throat.

The pressure from your arms was released and the guard shoved you forwards. Joker let the woman go with only a red line on her throat where the metal had been pressed to show what had occurred. The doctor straighten herself out before looking at you.

"Miss. (L/N), come with us so we can fit you with clothes and a room." She took a step closer to you cautiously, expecting you to attack her at any minute. "We also need to evaluate what is wrong with you before we can help you."

You stood there with a smirk on your mouth. The other Arkham inmates had stopped what they were doing when this began and continue to watch the scene before them.

"No." You giggled before jumping off to the other end of the recreation room the other moved out of the way for you to pass. You sat at one of the tables that were provided for card games. You knew they wouldn't stop you, not as long you have Joker by your side during your stay here.