Janet: Oh Brad, wasn't it wonderful. Didn't Betty look radiantly beautiful. Just an hour ago she was plain old Betty Monroe. Now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt.
Brad: Er...yes, Janet.......Ralph's a lucky guy.
Janet: Yes.
Brad: Everyone knows Betty's a wonderful little cook.
Janet: Yes.
Brad: And Ralph himself will be in line for promotion in a year or so.
Janet: Yes.
Brad: Hey Janet..
Janet: Yes Brad?
Brad: I've got something to say.
Janet: Uh huh.
Brad: I really loved the skilful way. You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet.
Janet: Oh..oh, Brad.
Brad: The river was deep but I swam it
Janet
Brad: The future is ours, so let's plan it
Janet
Brad: So please don't tell me to can it
Janet
Brad: I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
The road was long but I ran it
Janet
Brad: There's a fire in my heart and you fan it
Janet
Brad: If there's one fool for you then I am it
Janet
Brad: I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet,
He chalks a heart and arrow on the church door, which Riff Raff proceeds to wipe off.
I love you
Janet runs to him, he kneels and produces a ring
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Janet grabs the ring as Brad rises. She throws down the bouquet and would fall into Brad's arms but he goes to the door to chalk on it again.Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so
Janet: Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had
Oh, Brad
Janet: Now we're engaged and I'm so glad
Oh, Brad
Janet: That you met Mom and you know Dad
Oh, Brad
Janet: I've one thing to say, and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too
Oh, Brad
Brad: Oh, dammit
Janet: I'm mad
Brad: Oh, Janet
Janet: For you
Brad: I love you too
Brad takes Janet's hands, turning to her.
Brad and Janet: There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo
Brad: And that's go see the man who began it
Janet
Brad: When we met in his science exam-it
Janet
Brad: Made me give you the eye and then panic
Janet
Brad: Now I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Dammit, Janet
Janet: Oh Brad, I'm mad
Brad: Dammit, Janet
Brad and Janet: I love you
Brad and Janet kiss
