What if...Rammstein discovered a dead hooker on their tour bus?
(Scene: Rammstein tour bus. Doom enters, sees the dead hooker.)
Doom: Um, excuse me, meine dame...? You're in my seat.
(Silence.)
No, seriously, I always sit here-could you perhaps-(She flops limpy forward.) ...Oh, Tii-ill!
Till (Half asleep and grumpy, entering bus): What-?
(Notices corpse.)
Oh. This is new.
Doom: So, not one of yours-?
Till (Taking closer look): No, I would have remembered that tattoo...Paul!
Paul: Ja-?
(Till points to corpse.)
Again-? Richard!
Richard: Don't look at me! (Looking closer.) -But I like those boots...
Flake: See, now this is why I hate traveling by bus!
Olli (entering bus): *Yawn* Morgen, Jungs-what's going on?
(Flake points to corpse.)
Oh, that's where she went. No worries, I'll take care of it.
(Olli picks up corpse, carries it out of the bus. Others watch him leave.)
Doom:...Does anyone else have the feeling there's a whole lot more to Olli than we know?
(Others nod.)
What if...the Gemmus forum girls hid out on Rammstein's tour bus and suprised them?
(Scene: R+ tour bus. The band enters, Till in front. Ariesgirl (me), Chiq, Cassandra, Rammstein's Sonne, Ventrue, & Cecirosenrot jump out from behind the seats.)
Us: SUPRIIIIIIISE!!!!!!
Till: GAH!
*Clunk*
Ariesgirl: Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Chiq (Muffled, underneath Till): HELP!
Flake: I'll say it again: I hate traveling by bus!
Paul: Hey! That chick with the tattoos drank all the champagne!
Ariesgirl: *Hic* What-? No, I di-'nt...it wash...uhh...Cashandra! Yeah, that's it!
Cassandra: HEY!
Chiq: -A little help, here...? *Gasp*
R+'s Sonne (Bouncing up and down: to Richard): Were you suprised? Huh? Were you?
Ventrue: (Too busy gazing into Richard's eyes to speak.) <3
Cecirosenrot: Did you see we got ballooooons?!?!
Richard (Smiling and hugging R+S, Ventrue, & Ceci): Aw, isn't that sweet? Isn't it, Jungs-?
Doom (Out the window): SECURITY!!!
(Olli taps Doom's shoulder, whispers in his ear.)
Ohhh...ja... (Evil smile.)
*Ahem* Ladies...we have a very special, ahhh, 'party room' in the other bus-see the one over there, with the blacked-out windows?
Ariesgirl: -Is there an open bar-? *Hic*
Olli: Oh, ja, and lots of, ahhh...'toys'...follow me.(Steps over Till's prostrate form. Rammies & fangirls exit, except for Chiq...)
Chiq (Weaker): ...It's getting dark...
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Fanfictionjust a random funny stuff where the writer imagined a lot of funny scenes played by our belovers All rights are for the owner "tillsdoppelganger"
