What would Rammstein say if they woke up side-by-side in a hospital, all in traction and unable to move...except Flake, who is completely unharmed?
Olli: ...Oooo...where are we...?
Paul (Waking up and looking around...as much as is possible in a neck brace): A Krankhaus, apparently...
Till (Singing): If youu go out in the woods today, you'll get a biiig suprise...
Richard: Till...?
Till: Halloo, Reeeesh...I must take this pump thingie with me...it's awwwwesome...(Singing) If you go out in the woods today, you won't believe your eyesss...
Richard: I don't think they let you take morphine drips home with you, Till.
Till: Today's the day the teddy bears have their piiicniiiic...
Olli (Seeing Flake standing before their beds): Flocka...what happened...?
Flake: Well...it started with my segway running into Till...
Paul: Ohhh, ja, now I remember...then Richard jumped out of the way...into the audience.
Flake: -Into a group of fangirls. It was awful-like a National Geographic special where a deer falls into a pool of piranhas. (Shudders.)
Richard: Well, that explains the bite marks all over my tuchus...but what happened to Paul?
Flake: Till fell on him.
Paul: That explains why I seem to be less three-dimensional than usual-but what happened to Olli?
Flake: He was laughing so hard at Till falling on you he fell off the platform-onto the angel wings.
Till (Snapping out of his morphine-induced fog): What?!?! My angel wings? Reidel, if you broke my angel wings, I'll... (Flake quickly pumps Till's morphine drip) ....Oooooo...(Singing)...Picnic time for teddy bearsss...
Doom (Through a thick layer of bandages): Fwehn fwhat fappened foo fee?!?
Flake: Remember, Doom-? You were in the ambulance, and you made some remark about Till needing to go back on his diet because he broke pretty much every bone in Paul's body...
Richard: Oh, ja! -I never saw anyone with a broken back body slam anyone before...
Till (singing): At six o'clock their Mummies and Daddies will take them home to bed...because they're tired... little... teddy... bearsss...Zzzzzzzzz....
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What would Rammstein say?
Fiksi Penggemarjust a random funny stuff where the writer imagined a lot of funny scenes played by our belovers All rights are for the owner "tillsdoppelganger"
