Illusive (phan)

Chapter X - Unhappy

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tw; swearing, violence, mentions of sexual acts

Chapter X - Unhappy

[Westfield Shopping Centre, Central London, 1:02 pm, SU 25/09/16]

DAN: "Can we sit down for a bit?"

PHIL: "Yeah, sure." (easily finds a table at a café, worried) "Are you okay?"

DAN: (sits across from him) "Yeah, just a bit hungover."

PHIL: "Oh. Did you go clubbing last night?"

DAN: "Yeah, with Joe. God, I drank so much, I think I threw up in the bushes outside his house right before I passed out."

PHIL: (frowns) "That can't be healthy."

DAN: "What?"

PHIL: (quiet) "You drink a bit too much, don't you?"

DAN: "Why do you care about my drinking habits?"

PHIL: "Why wouldn't I?"

DAN: "I don't know, but stop, you're sounding like my dad."

PHIL: "Sorry."

DAN: "I like drinking until I pass out. Just because you're too stuck up--"

PHIL: "I'm not stuck up, I'm just saying, there's no way your liver is happy with that."

DAN: "Ok, I don't even drink that much."

PHIL: "Oh, well, that's what I got from what Luke said--"

DAN: "Luke's a two-faced fucktard."

PHIL: "Hey, don't talk about him like that. He actually really likes you."

DAN: (speaking harshly) "Oh, I didn't mean to offend you. I didn't realise you guys were gay for each other."

PHIL: "What the hell?"

DAN: "Are you sure you're allowed to say that?"

PHIL: "I'm not stuck-up!"

DAN: (sarcastic) "Ok, sure."

PHIL: "Dan, why are you--"

DAN: (rubbing his temples) "You're really pissing me off, right now. I have the worst headache and your bitchy voice is making it even worse."

PHIL: "If only you didn't drink so much last night."

DAN: (yelling) "Shut the fuck up."

PHIL: (raises voice) "Don't shout at me."

DAN: "Then stop being so fucking annoying!"

PHIL: (unable to help himself) "You didn't think I was annoying when you got into my bed!"

DAN: (covers his ears, closes his eyes) "Shut up! Just shut up!"

PHIL: (shocked) "Dan?"

DAN: (removes his hands) "Don't fucking talk to me." (gets up, storming away, walks into a random shop)

PHIL: (follows him) "Dan, wait, I didn't mean--"

DAN: "No."

PHIL: "Dan, please. Don't get mad at me. Please. I'm sorry." (dan ignores him, looking through a rack of t-shirts) "Dan, please." (dan walks to another part of the store, phil follows) "Dan, stop ignoring me!"