So, I'm-a sure you know about the immortality of us countries. We don't-a grow old, we don't-a change. Other then the fact we can change from once we are-a created.
So, when I grew up and finally reached my 'adult' years as the mortals would call it, I found out about a feeling I haven't-a heard before in-a years.
Love. Sure I-a love my idiota brother. Sure I-a loved my Grandpa Rome. Sure I loved-a tomatoes.But that's doesn't mean I-a love the Tomato Bastard!
It....wouldn't make-a any sense dammit! He has those-a stupid curls sticking out everywhere! Okay well....anyways!
Those stupid emerald eyes! That stupid smile!
Those-a stupid lips! I bet they-a taste like tomatoes the bastard!IT'S NOT LIKE I-A AM PLANNING ON TASTING THEM, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!!
Those-a stupid ears! Those stupid hands!
Those-a stupid...stupid....Anyways!
I can't think about him anymore! He's my-a Guardian! Well, he can't age...No!
He's almost two hundred years-a older then me! He'd be a Pedo if he-a dated me!I-I can't...
Feliciano might get the impression that dating the potato bastard would be-a okay. So, this-a wouldn't work, and besides, I don't-a even bat for that team! I don't have anything against it of course.
So, I'm sure you understand me,yes? Or maybe you don't...To tell you-a the truth, you're the only one who I can trust right now.
So, I guess, thanks for-a that.~
I guess I should-a skip a few years. It was around Christmas time, and I never did forget about that birthday present he gave me...
So, I began to search all around the stupido country of Spain. I walked through the many streets, and looked all over for the-a perfect present. I found ceramic tomatoes, but he already had-a ten of those.I found a few flags, but he already had over fifty around his room. I also found many clips to tame-a that stupido hair, but there wasn't any tomato ones!
Why is it-a so hard to shop for that bastard!He's an idiot! I wouldn't know what to get him even if I-a tried! I have no idea why I worried do much, it's not like he means anything to-a me. He doesn't mean a damn thing!
THEN WHY THE HELL IS HE-A ALWAYS ON MY-A DAMN MIND.That stupido bastard! I hate him! So-a much!
It isn't...isn't...Why.
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Sorry about that stupido outburst. That was-a what I felt about him a long time ago. Anyways, back to the present searching. I had searched almost every single marketplace I could find in one of the villages of Spain, before I found the perfect store.
I headed inside quickly, and looked all around.
That was when I-a found the perfect present. I bought the item quickly, and had-a them wrap it in a big blue bow, and I headed back-a to our house. I m-mean, his house. I'm just a guest mind you.I stuck the gift under the big tree we-a had, that was covered in tomato and pasta decorations. It was my-a most favourite Christmas tree.
Don't tell him that though. I wouldn't hear the end of it.~
I remember being so-a excited on Christmas Eve, I would-a run up to the tree and gaze at it for a while, before heading back to my room.
Just to-a remind you, I would have been-a at least twenty to mortals. So, very childish in my opinion. But hell! It was-a Christmas!
I hardly slept a wink that night, before I jumped around excitedly before calming myself.I am not like Feli at all! Anyways, I walked to tomato Bastard's room and knocked.
"Bastard? It's seven. You promised to-a wake up now." I said loudly and I heard him groan.
"Yes-a Yes, I'll be there in a bit Lovi..." He murmured and I heard him shift in his room.
I hurried to the tree and times him, as I-a always did on Christmas. He walked out in his tomato boxer shorts with a plain white t-shirt.
I looked away quickly and grabbed a present.I rolled my eyes and handed it to the bastard, before digging under the tree for my own. I finally found one, and it was-a addressed to me from Feli.
I opened it quickly and grimaced. It was a large soccer ball, shaped tomato. I set it aside and began to unwrap others as well.
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I got a book of stupido patience, (from that potato bastard Germany!), a cool cookbook for different kind of pastas from Austria, a complete collection of the Days of Romano, (and I teared up on that one a little), from Hungary, and some chocolates from Feli as well. I handed Spain his present carefully, and gulped nervously. I looked away and grabbed my present from him.
I unwrapped it carefully, almost the same way I did all those years ago. I gulped and stared down at the wooden box in my hands.
I opened the top and my own theme song for the start of Hetalia played as I-a saw the tiny tomato twist and twirl. I watched it, hypnotized for a few odd moments, before I looked over at Spain. He was happily grinning at me, and I did something I never did before.Nor I will ever do again, mind you. I hugged him. It only lasted about ten seconds, before I pulled away and began to collect all the presents I got. He began to open his, and a gasp escaped from his lips and he bounced up and down in his seat.
I began to smile, only a little, before looking down.
"Lovi! It's amazing! Wow!" He said laughing as he held the large tomato iPad I found.
Don't ask. Let's just say I made a few arrangements. He hugged me, and I squirmed away.
"Don't-a touch me..." I muttered with a scared expression.
He rose an eyebrow.
"But you-a just hugged me!" He said as I shook my head angrily.
"No I-a didn't!" I said before grabbing everything and taking them to my room.
I went to my bed and sat on it for a few moments. Why do I-a always have to-a ruin everything...
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Found~Spamano
RomanceAfter they were split apart, Lovino knew he couldn't be the same without Feliciano. He tried to fix what had fallen, but soon found he lost everything. Well, that is until Spain came along and made him his own little maid. At first, Lovino despises...