Twice Group Chat

2.6

!!!new/filler chapter!!! (it's not actually that funny, just a smol filler)

stilldonewithyoual: girls ?????

stilldonewithyouall: helllooooooo ???

stilldonewithyouall: anyone here ?

stilldonewithyouall: well CLEARLY not nayeon you idiot, no one's replying duh

stilldonewithyouall: is this how mina felt on her birthday ??

stilldoneithyouall: wait

stilldonewithyouall: i know exactly what to do *evil laugh*

stilldonewithyouall added flappyhyungwon to the chat

flappyhyungwon: oh great, you again

stilldonewithyouall: imma ignore that comment bc i need your help

flappyhyungwon: y tho

stilldonewithyouall: do you want to help me or not ??

flappyhyungwon: not really but what the hell

flappyhyungwon: what d'ya need ??

stilldonewithyouall: a witness

flapyhyungwon: the fish ???

flappyhyungwon: i hope you realise that this is a group chat so the other girls will see this soon

stilldonewithyouall changed their name to jinyeon

flappyhyungwon: nayeon?? the fuck are you doing ??

stilldonewithyouall: hacking into the members phones and changing their usernames

flappyhyungwon: y tho

stilldonewithyouall: so they know not to mes with me

flappyhyungwon: thank god

flappyhyungwon: i thought you were gonna murder someone

ballermina changed their name to queenofjapan

flapphyungwon: how exactly are you hacking into their phones ??

jinyeon: simple, everyone coincidentally and thankfully left their phones at home while  food shopping

sailormoon changed their name to shashasha

flappyhyungwon: and i'm meant to witness this

flappyhyungwon: nothing else ?

wifeymaterial changed their name to jokbalhoe

jinyeon: basically

flapphyungwon: how do you know the passwords to their phones ??

jinyeon: easy

jinyeon: all their passwords are 1019 bc that's when like ooh ahh was released

flappyhyungwon: currently at 94 million views !!!

dahno changed their name to eaglequeen

flappyhyungwon: they'll know it's you that changed their names

jinyeon: not if you defend me

bo$$jihyo changed their name to numberonemom

flappyhyungwon: y would i do that

prettiestrapstar changed their name to smolchae

jinyeon: because if you dont then i'll tell dahyun that you're thinking of switching to jihyo's lane

flappyhyungwon: you wouldn't

sasmastermaknae changed their name to tzuyoda

jinyeon: try me

flapphyungwon: well i'm shook

ohsopunny changed their name to momostan

flappyhyungwon: she's gonna murder to if she finds out that you changed her name to that

jinyeon: you think i give a flying fish

flapphyungwon: by the looks of it

flappyhyungwon: no, no you don't

jinyeon: you've got to change your name now

flappyhyungwon: y tho

jinyeon: ffs just change it

flappyhyungwon changed their name to gayoonstan

jinyeon: wow

jinyeon: i'm telling dahyun that she's not your ult

jinyeon: then telling jihyo bc she's ur new twice bias

gayoonstan: but i love you all !!

jinyeon: they'll never know that

gayoonstan: if you tell them then i'll tell the group that you changed their names

jinyeon: fine

jinyeon: no one speaks of this event

jinyeon: deal ?

gayoonstan: deal

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basically Nayeon changed all the members usernames and i was a witness for some reason ???

don't question it please.