Twice Group Chat

2.0

bo$$jihyo: you know what we need more in this group?

ballermina: don't tell me...

stilldonewithyouall: hoe don't do it

bo$$jihyo: HAPPINESS

sassmastermaknae: LA LA LA LA

prettiestrapstar: HAPPINESS

ohsopunny: chae i thot u didn't like Red Velvet

sailormoon: *gasps w/ shock bc how could you not like RV??*

prettiestrapstar: nah they're cool

prettiestrapstar: yeri's a good friend of mine

sassmastermaknae: is she now?

bo$$jihyo: *nick jonas high note momoment* CHEWY IS JEALOUS!!1!!

stilldonewithyouall: bc CHAEYOUNG'S TOO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

wifeymaterial: AND CHEWY JUST WANTS A TASTE THAT'S WHHYYYYY

ballermina: SHEEE STIIILLL GETTSS JEALOUS

dahno: y'all are weird as fuck

dahno: but i guess that's why i love you

sassmastermaknae: i would love to say the same buuuttt

sassmastermaknae: BACK TO THE FISHES THAT HAD A LOT TO SAY ABOUT ME TODAY IN THE GROUP CHAT

sassmastermaknae: NAYEON, MOMO, JIHYO, MINA *nicki minaj sassy voice*

sassmastermaknae: WHAT'S GOOD??!?

prettiestrapstar: yaassss bby

sailormoon: BBY?

sailormoon: IS CHAYU HAPPENING??

dahno: OMO IS MY SHIP SAILING?!?

sailormoon: hey i'm the captain of the SS CHAEYU Ship

ohsopunny: damn Sana back at it again with ur maknae ships

bo$$jihyo: i thought that meme died??

dahno: IT WILL NEVER DIE

sassmastermaknae: you know at a else won't die

sassmastermaknae: our love for our ONCEs

ballermina: what a terrible segway

wifeymaterial: it was a terrible nosegay

ballermina: nosegay?

wifeymaterial: nosegay

bo$$jihyo: ur nose is gay??

wifeymaterial: no every time i try to type nosegay it corrects it to nosegay

dahno: obviously

wifeymaterial: NO IM TRYING TO TYPE S-E-G-W-A-Y

prettiestrapstar: I'M CRYING

prettiestrapstar: MY PRANK/HACK WORKED

wifeymaterial: WHY WoUld YOU PraNK ME??

prettiestrapstar: you're easy to prank

wifeymaterial: how exactly did you hack me????

prettiestrapstar: you always text me how much you want a segway sooo i just changed the spelling on ur phone so every time u spelt segway it changed it too nosegay

ohsopunny: that is such a terrible prank

stilldonewithyouall: hush hush hush bæ let the kid have her fun

bo$$jihyo: PLOT TWIST our maknae is an evil genius

wifeymaterial: HOW DO I CHANGE IT BACK

prettiestrapstar: i'm not going to tell you

wifeymaterial: *neville from icarly voice* SON CHAEYOUNG IMMA MAKE YOU RUE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN

sassmastermaknae: DONT KILL MY GIRLFRIEND PLZ

sailormoon: why did i hear screams coming from Chaeyoungs room??

dahno: someone is mad

ballermina: *cameron dallas voice* she know she mad thooooo

stilldonewithyouall: M.A.D by GOT7

ohsopunny: aanndd here we have got7s number one fan, Im Nayeon

dahno: well she is dating one of their members...

bo$$jihyo: WHAT

sailormoon: THE

sassmastermaknae: *queen Amber voice* PINEAPPLE???

stilldonewithyouall: ohhhh i forgot i didn't tell y'all

ohsopunny: WHO IS IT??

dahno: it's obviously Youngjae

stilldonewithyouall: yeahhhh

stilldonewithyouall: WAIT WhAT

bo$$jihyo: awww cuties

ballermina: Youngyeon or NayJae??

stilldonewithyouall: OMFG ITS JINYOUNG

ohsopunny: wwwwweeellll damn

ohsopunny: don't say daniel

ohsopunny: plz

sassmastermaknae: has anyone noticed that Chaeyoung and Momo have been gone for quite a while....??

sailormoon: did anyone notice that Tzuyu called Chaeyoung her girlfriend??

ballermina: did anyone realise that creating a ship name for Jinyoung and Nayeon is going to be hella complicated??

stilldonewithyouall: can y'all stop stop it already

ohsopunny: that reference was sTrAIGht *vixx voice* DYNAMITE

stilldonewithyouall: *stuffs breadsticks into purse* sorry i have to go, just realised that  i actually *4minute voice* hate all of you. goodbye.

.........

WHO'S EXCITED FOR TWICE'S COMEBACK??

How are y'all?
I'm feeling snazzy

Idk if I've asked this but
Who's you ult twice bias??

Ult: Dahyun
BIAS WRECKER: Mina & Jihyo...and literally everyone else...

Hope you enjoy
Megan:)))