Twice Group Chat

4.5

jokbalalien: mom im hungry

mamahyo: i made some asparagus!

jokbalalien: MOM WTF

mamahyo: ?????

jokbalalien: YOU KNOW WE BANNED ANY PENIS SHAPED FOODS

mamahyo: wait why?

queenofthegays: according to research, 100% of this group is gay

6yeons: therefore, any penis shaped food requires to us collectively saying "no hetero" after every bite

mamahyo: when was such a rule put in place?

prettyyu: it was mainly nayeon and jeongyeon

mamahyo: why tho

squirtleyeon: we agreed i was how we're going to raise our kids

6yeons: nayeon, sweetie, we're not married

squirtleyeon: we're a little bit married

6yeons: i know, it's great

mamahyo: if y'all are going to complain about dinner then one of you make it

beanyoung: i'll do it!

dahfu: you set fire to a frozen pizza

beanyoung: so what?

dahfu: YOU ALMOST SET FIRE TO ALL OUR TROPHIES

beanyoung: we could always win more!!

squirtleyeon: fine, i'll make dinner

swanmina: i'm not willing to die yet

squirtleyeon: it's fine it'll be delicious

prettyyu: but i thought you made it?

squirtleyeon: STOP ROASTING ME OR WE'LL BE EATING GREEN DICK'S

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GUESS WHO FINALLY UPDATED

school started last week and boy, was it shit

hope you're all well

- m