4.8 (the shitty update you've been waiting for)

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6yeons changed their username to sisteryeon

prettyyu removed sisteryeon from the chat

mamahyo: why

beanyoung: she was yelling at me

beanyoung: she threatened to dye my hair turquoise 

mamahyo: fair enough

dahfu: lmfaooo

dahfu: we still have a group chat???

sisteryeon: guess we were too busy dancing the night away......

prettyyu: this is why i kicked you out

swanmina: we just started using this group chat again and i already regret it

queenofthegays: well a big saranGAY to you too mimi

swanmina: don't call me that

queenofthegays: what would you like me to call you?

queenofthegays: my wife ;))))

queenofthegays: YTGYW&(*U)U*&Q"*_opkj29-0

queenofthegays has changed their username to grease

grease: ok i deserve that

prettyyu: i think i finally agree with mina

mamahyo: *faints*

beanyoung: shook

squirtleyeon: it's 2017

squirtleyeon: no one says shook any more

sisteryeon: nayeon sweaty

sisteryeon: it's not 2017

sisteryeon: we are living in 2018????

sisteryeon: right??

dahfu: nayeon we've had like 4629103729 comebacks this year

dahfu: the year being 2018

squirtleyeon: huh

squirtleyeon: it's probably bc we've not used this chat since like 2017

sisteryeon: she's been too busy shaking my heart

squirtleyeon: what the fuck

sisteryeon: well how about that

jokbalalien: how about what

prettyyu: that

jokbalalien: ??

prettyyu: that

jokbalalien: i am confusion

beanyoung: unnie

beanyoung: you're always confused

jokbalalien:

mamahyo: why are you like this

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mamahyo: why are you like this

jokbalalien: like what

swanmina: i hate this group chat

grease: same

swanmina: shut up grease ball

grease: everyday we stray further away from god's light

beanyoung: stray

beanyoung: stray as in stray kids????????

beanyoung: ARE STRAY KIDS BEING ADDED TO THE CHAT???!!!???

mamahyo: fuck no

mamahyo: there's too many of them

swanmina: dude there's 9 of them

mamahyo: uh huh

swanmina: and there's how many of us....? 

mamahyo: too many

jokbalalien: 9! 

mamahyo: uhhh

jokbalalien: ohhh

prettyyu: quick jeongyeon make us cringe with a shitty pun :)

sisteryeon: 

sisteryeon: sisters

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sisteryeon: sisters

swanmina: oh lord

sisteryeon: what is love? 

jokbalalien: baby don't hurt meeeeeeee

queenofthegays: SATANGCHEREOM DALKOMHADANEUNDE

squirtleyeon: I WANNA KNOW 

prettyyu: HARU JONGIL UTGO ITTANEUNDE

queenofthegays: you missed my lines????

prettyyu: mine are better????

beanyoung: fight fight fight

mamahyo: sister jeongyeon! now!

sisteryeon: *tear rolls down cheek* you called me sister

mamahyo: i swear to jyp 

dahfu: why did we bring this group chat back???

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this is looooooooong overdue,,,,,,,hi guys 

so, how are we all doing? 

it's been a while i know, i know.

i honestly,  thought no one would care that i hadn't updated for nearly a year?? but someone messaged me and asked me to update,,,and here we are...(shoutout to you person who dm'd me!) 

i don't know how much longer i'll keep writing this for various reasons. do i need to explain my absence? does anyone care? 

lots of love, 

meban








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