6yeons changed their username to sisteryeon
prettyyu removed sisteryeon from the chat
mamahyo: why
beanyoung: she was yelling at me
beanyoung: she threatened to dye my hair turquoise
mamahyo: fair enough
dahfu: lmfaooo
dahfu: we still have a group chat???
sisteryeon: guess we were too busy dancing the night away......
prettyyu: this is why i kicked you out
swanmina: we just started using this group chat again and i already regret it
queenofthegays: well a big saranGAY to you too mimi
swanmina: don't call me that
queenofthegays: what would you like me to call you?
queenofthegays: my wife ;))))
queenofthegays: YTGYW&(*U)U*&Q"*_opkj29-0
queenofthegays has changed their username to grease
grease: ok i deserve that
prettyyu: i think i finally agree with mina
mamahyo: *faints*
beanyoung: shook
squirtleyeon: it's 2017
squirtleyeon: no one says shook any more
sisteryeon: nayeon sweaty
sisteryeon: it's not 2017
sisteryeon: we are living in 2018????
sisteryeon: right??
dahfu: nayeon we've had like 4629103729 comebacks this year
dahfu: the year being 2018
squirtleyeon: huh
squirtleyeon: it's probably bc we've not used this chat since like 2017
sisteryeon: she's been too busy shaking my heart
squirtleyeon: what the fuck
sisteryeon: well how about that
jokbalalien: how about what
prettyyu: that
jokbalalien: ??
prettyyu: that
jokbalalien: i am confusion
beanyoung: unnie
beanyoung: you're always confused
jokbalalien:
mamahyo: why are you like this
jokbalalien: like what
swanmina: i hate this group chat
grease: same
swanmina: shut up grease ball
grease: everyday we stray further away from god's light
beanyoung: stray
beanyoung: stray as in stray kids????????
beanyoung: ARE STRAY KIDS BEING ADDED TO THE CHAT???!!!???
mamahyo: fuck no
mamahyo: there's too many of them
swanmina: dude there's 9 of them
mamahyo: uh huh
swanmina: and there's how many of us....?
mamahyo: too many
jokbalalien: 9!
mamahyo: uhhh
jokbalalien: ohhh
prettyyu: quick jeongyeon make us cringe with a shitty pun :)
sisteryeon:
sisteryeon: sisters
swanmina: oh lord
sisteryeon: what is love?
jokbalalien: baby don't hurt meeeeeeee
queenofthegays: SATANGCHEREOM DALKOMHADANEUNDE
squirtleyeon: I WANNA KNOW
prettyyu: HARU JONGIL UTGO ITTANEUNDE
queenofthegays: you missed my lines????
prettyyu: mine are better????
beanyoung: fight fight fight
mamahyo: sister jeongyeon! now!
sisteryeon: *tear rolls down cheek* you called me sister
mamahyo: i swear to jyp
dahfu: why did we bring this group chat back???
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this is looooooooong overdue,,,,,,,hi guys
so, how are we all doing?
it's been a while i know, i know.
i honestly, thought no one would care that i hadn't updated for nearly a year?? but someone messaged me and asked me to update,,,and here we are...(shoutout to you person who dm'd me!)
i don't know how much longer i'll keep writing this for various reasons. do i need to explain my absence? does anyone care?
lots of love,
meban
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