Twice Group Chat

4.3

song of the moment; calvin harris - rollin ft furture and khalid (wow a non kpop song for once)

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momoshoe: sana called me beautiful today then hit me with a door

tzuyoung: HA 

jinope: be nice yoda

minashoe: SANA WHAT THE FUCK

chaeyu: i'm so confused 

momoshoe: LISTEN 

momoshoe: i was LITERALLY hit on 

*about 10 minutes later*

everyone: OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

minashoe: SANA WHAT THE FUCK 

nayeonstan: i guess you could say she ADORES YOU

*about 17 minutes later*

everyone: OOOOHHHHH 

jinope: WE ARE NOT HAVING ANOTHER GODDAMN PUN BATTLE 

nayeonstan: why not? scared you'll lose to me again? 

jinope: oh trust me i've got some cat puns which are purrfect 

dubuhyun: when are we starting?

jinope: right *dramatic pause* 

jinope: meow

stangirlgroups: do you know red velvet's favourite place to eat?

stangirlgroups: wendy's 

chaeyu: tzuyu are you a banana?

tzuyoung: wha the f-

chaeyu: BECAUSE I FIND YOU APPEALING 

tzuyoung: iguana die

dubuhyun: i know my puns are cheesy but hopefully they make you feel grate

nayeonstan: your puns aren't Gouda-nough

momoshoe: please stop 

minashoe: what's wrong?

momoshoe: these puns are terrible

minashoe: but my puns are raisin the roof  

momoshoe: you're holding cranberries 

minashoe: ..............i newt that 

*one eternity later bc i can't deal with writing anymore awful puns, i'm so sorry*

nayeonstan: YOU WANNA GO NOODLE HEAD?

jinope: I'LL BE RAMEN MY FIST INTO YOUR FACE IF YOU DON'T STOP

sanope: WHY ARE WE YELLING 

sanope: WE SHOULD ALL BE FRIENDS

dubuhyun: but we've got to decide a winner!!

sanope: it's me

nayeonstan: YOU BETTER BACK THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU GET SMACKED THE FUCK UP

jinope: TURN ON YOUR LOCATIONS SERVICES  

sanope: we live in the same dorm

sanope: plus it was my pun i made at mina that started the pun war

stangirlgroups: ok tru

chaeyu: how come sana is good at everything?

chaeyu: she's the best at puns AND the gayest

minashoe: i think you'll find that I'M the gayest

stangirlgroups: um sweaties, I'M THE GAYEST

dubuhyun: YOU ALL TURNED ME GAY SO THAT MEANS THAT I'M THAT GAYEST 

tzuyoung: HELL NO I LOVE GIRLS MORE THAN ALL OF YOU 

momoshoe: here we fucking go again 

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