Twice Group Chat

4.9

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Nayeon: can we all agree that these usernames are so 4 years ago...

Jeongyeon: yeah they aren't FANCY enough lol

Chaeyoung: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUDGING LOVE YOU

Jihyo: at this point, you can just say fuck sweetie

Mina: wow

Mina: who would've thought that god jihyo herself would be the first one swearing on the group chat

Sana: mina...we literally have been cursing for like years...

Dahyun: i literally forget we have a group chat

Tzuyu: well taking over the world does take up a lot of time tbh

Momo: plus we've been on like 76438902 tours

Momo: and we've just come back

Momo: sometimes we don't have time to breathe lol

Chaeyoung: tbh you shouldn't be laughing about lacking in air...

Dahyun: NO AIR NO AIR NO AIR NO AIR

Jihyo: wtf??

Dahyun: in this house we stan the boyz

Nayeon: what boyz?

Dahyun: are you kidding me?

Jeongyeon: no

Jeongyeon: she's nayeon

Tzuyu: or maybe this is the real reason we don't use this group chat anymore..........

Mina: can we change the subject please

Momo: yeah talking about men sucks tbh :/

Dahyun: fancy! you nuga meonjeo joahamyeon eottae

Chaeyoung: fancy! you jigeum neoegero gallae

Nayeon: those literally aren't your parts

Chaeyoung: just wait until rap line debuts as a subunit b i c t h

All: .......

Chaeyoung: i thought you said we could swear? @ jihyo???

Jihyo: you can if you spell it correctly......

Chaeyoung: eye-

Chaeyoung: ohhhhhhhhh

Chaeyoung: that makes a lot of sense now

Jihyo: ugh you teens with your cellular devices and technology and your tic tac toes and vimto

Dahyun: they're called tic tok's and vines unnie

Jihyo: BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD TO -

Tzuyu: okay we get it you're old but like not that old?????

Sana: yeah there's like 5 of us older than you lol
Jihyo: i'm old, let me have this

Nayeon: but you're so talented?????

Dahyun: yeah you've got at least one fancam per era that goes viral on the "tweeter totter" as you like to call it

Momo: case and point - https://youtu.be/WI1QjAAgpN0

Jeongyeon: that's a big offfffffftttttttt

Sana: in this house we stan god jihyo and god jihyo

Sana: (((and kinda tbz bc they're woke kings, stream bloom bloom!)))
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i had no idea how to end that lol

anyways, i'm back to an extent!

i'll admit, i grew out of twice for a while (hence the lack of updates etc), but i want to start stanning again (not just because of their concept change,) i've actually missed seeing their faces on my tl and finding inspiration to update this instead of out of forcing myself
i'm in the middle of my exams currently and i'll be at college in september (not that anyone cares), but i'll hopefully have the q&a chapter up at some point!

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stream fancy!