Twice Group Chat

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i am hIGHLY aware that Christmas was four days ago, I wrote this one the plane to Canada while watching Zootopia (it was shit) on paper and I haven't had the time to type it out. I'm meant to studying for prelims, but I'm procrastinating and listening to Block B Bastarz soooo....

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tzuyoda: WAKE UP HO HO HOES!!!

tzuyoda: IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!

jinyeon: and?

smolchae: it's only the best day of the year!!

smolchae: apart from my birthday ofc

queenofjapan: why would your birthday be more important than the birth of out Lord??

smolchae: i'm chaesus tho

numberonemom: remind me to get a "chaesus" tattoo

jokbalhoe: stan chaesus stan talent

eaglequeen: what do y'all want for Christmas?

hotterthanyouroppas: wit, talent, a stable singing voice, beauty and charisma

hotterthanyouroppas: oh wait, i already posses all those qualities

nanana: did you also wish to have the ability to keep girlfriend?

smolchae: *shook*

jinyeon: sana the savage

jokbalhoe: jeongyeon is shook

hotterthanyouroppas: i don't deserve this, not on Christmas

hotterthanyouroppas: IM A NICE PERSON WHY DO YOU GUYS TREAT ME LIKE THIS??

queenofjapan: ur not nice to us tho

queenofjapan: and Santa doesn't like naughty girls

numberonemom: kinky

jinyeon: *cHOKES*

jinyeon: you're like 12

jinyeon: the fuck you talking about kinks for

numberonemom: fuck you bitch y you always got some thing negative to say

tzuyoda: she's just salty that jay are broke up w/ her

smolchae: THE BITCH DID WHAT

smolchae: what he do?

jinyeon: we just grew apart

jokbalhoe: but he's still smol tho

jinyeon: so's his di--

jinyeon: i also realised i'm gay as fuck

eaglequeen: #gaytwiceftw

nanana: #wedontneedaman

hotterthanyouroppas: so you're single now??