Twice Group Chat

4.4

song of the moment; mashup of blackpink's 'whistle' and ariana grande's 'be alright' (it's lit)

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jinope: we've gotta change our usernames

chaeyu: why tho

jinope: they're all so boring

jinope: AND un-creative

momoshoe: they're not un-creative

minashoe: ....

tzuyoung: what are we meant to do about it?

stangirlgroups: change them obviously

nayeonstan: to what?

dubuhyun: we could help each other come up with new names

jinope: that's a horrible idea

jinope: lets do it!

stangirlgroups: ME FIRST

chaeyu: why tho

stangirlgroups: i'm oldest AND prettiest

everyone: WHAT THE FUCK

stangirlgroups: okay....i'm still oldest

minashoe: change it to nicetitties

momoshoe: !

minashoe: it's true

momoshoe: !!

tzuyoung: nayeon looks like squirtle

minashoe: with nice TT's

stangirlgroups: well it's nice SOMEONE appreciates my boobs

stangirlgroups changed their name to squirtleyeon

minashoe: squirtletitties would've been better

momoshoe: STOP

jinope: as leader i'll go next

minashoe: you've got nicer boobs

jinope: thanks?

minashoe: it's what i'm here for

dubuhyun: well  you're our mom sooo

jinope changed their name to mamahyo

chaeyu: me?

dubuhyun: you're small

chaeyu: so are you

dubuhyun: you look like a bean

chaeyu: you look like tofu

dubuhyun changed their name to dahfu

chaeyu changed their name to beanyoung