Twice Group Chat

a long ass (ride) authors note

me as an award show host with like a fake mustache on or smth: aNNNNND the Winner (triggered) for "Worst Author Ever as They Took Like 2 Months to Edit Like 20 Chapters and Haven't Updated Since Then" goes to....

me *in audience*: PSHHH I'LL nEVER get it, I never win ANYTHING 

me as an award show host with like a fake mustache on or smth: MEGAN a.k.a THE BITCH WHO NEVER UPDATES WHEN SHE SAYS SHE WILL BECAUSE SHE'S TOO "UNINSPIRED" AND UNMOTIVATED TO WRITE EVEN THOUGH TWICE RELEASED THE BOP OF 2016 "TT" AND SHE STILL DIDN'T UPDATE!!! Megan, you truly deserve this.

me *walking up on stage will crying like a lil bitch*: Thank you me, I just don't know what to say, thank you to everyone who votes for the Twice Group Chat and anyone who even remotely enjoys my writing and really shitty stories. *pauses* I'm so sorry for not updating, yes, as always I had no clue what to write, and to be truthful, I still have no clue what to write. The truth is I'm actually a horrible person who doesn't deserve all the lovely people who read this mess, you're all truly wonderful!!

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(don't even ask what the fuck that was I'm sorry) 

Hi, hello and wa$$up. Before we begin, I just wanna (dance) say if you support Donald Trump in ANYWAY shape or form, please just no. Re think your life. AND just stop following me or reading this book. 

THIS BOOK IS A TRUMP FREE ZONE.

HILLARY STANS ONLY. (and any other party stans too just not republicans) 

https://t.co/EiyIcQziGJ PLEASE CLICK THIS LINK IF YOU WANT HILLARY TO BE ELECTED ON DECEMBER 19TH (copy it and then press define, and then search web, if you're on your phone or something like that). You can sign this petition even if you don't live in America, just please sign it....please. AND SHARE IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA, WITH YOUR FRIENDS OR WITH YOUR DOG OR CAT!!! 

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Okay enough stalling, I'm genuinely sorry that I've been neglecting this book and all of you by not updating. Yes I have been uninspired, I do have ideas just (and this will sound so pathetic please don't hate me).......effort. I want to write and make you all smile and make you all fall into a rabbit hole of Twice trash-ness. 

I'm sorry I don't update because I'm too tired, unmotivated, uninspired or some random excuse like that, I want to make you all smile, it's my fault that I'm like this. 

The real question is, do you want me to continue the Twice Group Chat? 

I do have (a) chapter(s) coming up which I might publish  either after this or in this week coming. 

If you want anything to happen in any upcoming chapters please let me know here:

This can include, ships, groups, idols/anyone you want to be in a chapter, any social issues (slut shaming, feminism, or any problems that you have faced that you'd like to make known just because) or just anything you'd like to happen. Even if you think it's weird, any idea will help!

I'm also re writing the competition in which you can be featured in a group chat with Twice, but I'll explain why and what to do when it's actually posted!

I just wanted to let you all know that I'm still here! Whether that be a good or bad thing is up to you....

I'm kind of swamped in essays and homework and stress (already) for prelims, but I really hope to return fully soon!

If you read this far then here's a virtual hug *virtual hug commences* hug you phone or something and I'll, through the power of the internet, will be hugging you back!!

megan out  *yeets to unicornland* x