Twice Group Chat

3.0

lowkey filler with a little drama for the sake of a "plot"

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shashasha created j-trinity

shashasha added jokbalhoe and queenofjapan to the chat

shashasha: hoes we gotta talk

jokbalhoe: about what?

queenofjapan: r u kidding me ?

jokbalhoe: no?

queenofjapan: she wants to talk about the U.S election !!

shashasha: *facepalms off a cliff*

shashasha: no not that

shashasha: although i have VERY strong opinions on how tHAT shit went

queenofjapan: #TT11thwin ?

jokbalhoe: like ooh ahh  AND cheer up 100 million views ???

queenofjapan: us winning song of the year (minus the black ocean)

shashasha: mina i thought you were the smart one!!

jokbalhoe: hey! don't speak to my girlfriend like that!!

queenofjapan: *virtually high 5's momo*

shashasha: THIS

shashasha: THE FACT THAT MIMO IS REAL

jokbalhoe: and?

shashasha: when are you going to tell the other members??

queenofjapan: why do we need to do that??

shashasha: because they all think that momo and i are dating!!

jokbalhoe: but that's what we want them to think

queenofjapan: we kinda wanted to keep this a secret from everyone

shashasha: y tho

jokbalhoe: well when jungyeon and i were dating she kept getting a "lil" jealous when mina and i were together

jokbalhoe: i thought that if  she thought that sana and i were dating then she'd still speak to me and we'd be civil w/ each other

jokbalhoe: bc if she knows that mimo is real

queeenofjapan: she'll hate us

queenofjapan: in the 4minute way

jokbalhoe: tRIGGERED

shashasha: o

shashasha: but it's not fair on me!!

jokbalhoe: god sana you're so full of yourself

shashasha: fish what else would i be full of????

shashasha: bees?

shashasha: styrofoam?

shashasha: pasta???

queenofjapan: how is it unfair??

shashasha: what if i don't want to be fake dating momo for the sake of your secret relationship?

jokbalhoe: who else in twice would you be dating??

jokbalhoe: everyone is taken

queenofjapan: jeongyeon's not taken

jokbalhoe: well jeongyeon is ugly as shit ain't nobody want her (she's not i know. yoo jeongyeon is a goddess and a blessing to us all)

queenofjapan: jihyo??

shashasha: *stuffs breadsticks into purse* wOW is that REALLY the time

queenofjapan: that meme is old

queenofjapan: and you coincidentally said you were leaving when we brought up jihyo???

queenofjapan: YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON JIHYO???!!!!?!?

shashasha: i -

queenofjapan: MY LOWKEY OTP FUCK YAS FISH

jokbalhoe: so is this why you're breaking up with me??

shashasha: we were never dati-

jokbalhoe: HOW COULD YOU MINATOZAKI SANA

queenofjapan: would you mind faking dating momo until december ??

shashasha: december then we're over

queenofjapan: in the meantime, keep your jihyo feelings on a low

queenofjapan: until december, then finally you can be cute girlfriends together!

shashasha: well then

shashasha: wAKE ME WHEN DECEMBER COMES

jokbalhoe: rude

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i don't actually know if there is a sana x jihyo ship, but there is now!!

basically mina and momo are dating but they don't the members (specifically jeongyeon bc she'll get mad or smth idk) so mimo got sana to cover them by making the members think that sanmo are dating  instead of mimo so jeongyeon won't be pissy or non civil towards momo bc they just started being nice to each other after their break up. if that makes sense...?

sorry for not being active enough on wattpad recently, we just got a day off school bc heating issues or smth like that.....i'll update more i promise !!

hope you enjoyed

megan out x