If Magnus ever met Mr. D
Mr. D: Ah! You must be Annabelle's cousin, Mango Cheese!
Magnus: Sir, it's Magnus Chase.
Mr. D: I know what I said, Magnet Charleston.
Magnus: No, sir, it's Magnus—
Mr. D: Don't correct me, Margarine Chihuahua.
Magnus: That's not even close to my name.
Percy: Welcome to Camp Half-Blood . . . .
Mr. D: GO CLEAN THE STABLES, PETERSON JAMAICA!
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(Yes, if you hold up a number two, it makes a V which is five in Roman numerals! Cookies for all!
Question 3: Favorite Book My favorite BOOK?! HOW CAN YOU ASK ME THAT?! MOST OF THE BOOKS I READ ARE MY FAVORITE!
Here's some:
*PJO ~ Rick Riordan
*Ella Enchanted ~ Gail Carson Levine
*Little Women ~ Louisa May Alcott
*The Secret Garden ~ Frances Hodgson Burnett
*Matilda ~ Roald Dahl
*Ink and Bone ~ Rachel Caine
*The Book Thief ~ Markus Zusack
*Anything with Snoopy ~ Charles Schulz
*The Fault in Our Stars ~ John Green
*Scat ~ Carl Hiaasen
*Paper Towns ~ John Green)
YOU ARE READING
A Book of Dam Laughters
Fanfiction(Rewrite of the 2nd joke book) This is the second joke book, continuing from the first! For those who've read the previous, some of the jokes will be from there, but I hope this won't bore you too much! *Disclaimer: Characters and jokes are not min...
