Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind?
Percy: No.
Annabeth: Do you like me?
Percy: No.
Annabeth: Do you want me?
Percy: No.
Annabeth: Would you cry if I left?
Percy: No.
Annabeth: Would you live for me?
Percy: No.
Annabeth: Would you do anything for me?
Percy: No.
Annabeth: Choose: Me or your life.
Percy: My life.
Annabeth runs away in shock and pain and Percy runs after her and says:
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
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(Because I feel like the last time I did something like this was the Monopoly one <if you know what I'm talking about, good for you> and I live for this stuff so here's fluffiness to warm fangirls/boys hearts ;))
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A Book of Dam Laughters
Fanfiction(Rewrite of the 2nd joke book) This is the second joke book, continuing from the first! For those who've read the previous, some of the jokes will be from there, but I hope this won't bore you too much! *Disclaimer: Characters and jokes are not min...
