|I'm pretty sure Annabeth is Percy's impulse control.
|| *Percy runs into the Hephaestus cabin
"Hey, uh, anyone in here got, like . . . a really big fish tank?
"Why do you need a really big fish tank?
"Well, see, Annabeth is in the city having lunch with her dad, so I went for a swim and came across what you might call a small pod of dolphins, and we started talking about ocean conditions and migration patterns, you know, the typical boring stuff. Anyway, long story short, I told them they could come live with me for awhile."
"What does she see in you?"
"So are you guys gonna make me that fish tank or . . . ?"
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A Book of Dam Laughters
Fanfiction(Rewrite of the 2nd joke book) This is the second joke book, continuing from the first! For those who've read the previous, some of the jokes will be from there, but I hope this won't bore you too much! *Disclaimer: Characters and jokes are not min...